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Darts?

Alright, you currently lactating moms. We’ve got a contest. This contest is based entirely on ridiculousness and honesty. You have to honestly be ridiculous.

Inspired by a post on The Leaky Boob Facebook wall by a… liker? Not loving the new Facebook set up, seriously, what are we supposed to call the people that used to be fans? Anyway, the contest.

Inspired by a post on The Leaky Boob Facebook wall, this contest is to see how far your lactating boobies can spray milk and in how many streams. Think of it as The Leaky Boob’s version of darts. Wait until you see what we come up with for pool. 😉

Here’s what you’ll need for the contest:
3 piece of paper (colored paper is probably best)
Tape
measuring tape
digital camera

Rules:
Be honest please, we have to take your word and it just won’t be fun if somebody lies. A brawl is kind of hard over the internet, so play nice.
You have to take a picture of your paper.
Measure from the wall to the arch of your foot where you were/are standing.

Directions:
Tape a piece of paper to the wall.
Measure and stand 5 feet from the wall.
Aim boobie at the paper and “give ol’ Bessie a squeeze”, trying to hit the paper.
Adjust as needed, moving closer or farther away.
You can try with both boobies.
Whatever your farthest shot comes from, measure that, take a picture of your paper.
Count your streams too, you get bonus points for individual spots from the different streams showing on the paper.
Post picture online and share the link with us in the comments as well as the details.

Points:
You get a point for each inch away from the wall you were standing.
Each stream is half a point.

Prize:
I have NO idea yet. I’ll get working on that.

This contest is open until Friday evening at 7pm Central.

Now, Ready… Aim… Fire!